Now you see me… and it’ll be a very long time before you do again, so feast your eyes people. Yeah, I haven’t shaved for a little while. I just keep forgetting. Unfortunately when I grow a beard it’s a …
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Happy Birthday to Me
Yup. My birthday tomorrow, so while everyone else celebrates the changing of a number to another slightly higher number, I’ll be… probably doing the same thing to be honest. Or I might decide to celebrate Chinese New Year instead, which …
Lost in the Language Labyrinth
So, I got a message about work – someone saying they needed more time to complete something for me and would I mind waiting a little longer – and so I was about to send a message back saying ‘sure. …
ok but what if you married whomever was on your *phone* background
Then I’d be married to Mars. The planet, that is, not the god of war. Long distance relationships are kind of tricky though, so I think I’m just going to let that one go. It’ll meet someone else soon enough, …
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Coutelier Says The Darndest Things… Episode 3
My niece wants to play a game with me. She’s nine now – this was a few years ago. Niece:- Okay… I’ll be a princess, and you have to come and rescue me! Me:- Erm… why? Niece:- Because you’re the …
Coutelier Says The Darndest Things… Episode 2
I’m telling my niece, age 9 and who practices cheerleading, about a day I had. Me:- Oh yeah… there were cheerleaders there as well. Niece:- Was it Phoenix? Me:- Um… I think so. Why? Who are they? Are they your …
Coutelier Says The Darndest Things… Episode 1
Snippets of actual conversations between me and my nieces and nephews, all aged between 8 and 11. Nephew (showing his new laptop wallpaper):- Are you Solar Empire or Luna Republic? Me:- What? Nephew:- Solar Empire or Luna Republic! Me:- Oh… …
I’m a student again.
I decided to enrol again and finish studying psychology. So now I’m officially a student again, and can start doing student-y things, like… well, I hardly ever cut my hair anyway, so I’m already a brilliant student. I’m going to …