Coutelier Says The Darndest Things… Episode 3
My niece wants to play a game with me. She’s nine now – this was a few years ago.
Niece:- Okay… I’ll be a princess, and you have to come and rescue me!
Me:- Erm… why?
Niece:- Because you’re the prince. Princes have to save princesses from dragons!
Me:- I don’t think that’s right. Modern princesses should be able to rescue themselves from dragons. Besides, I’ve been thinking about joining the revolutionaries anyway. It’s time we had a republic.
Niece:- You can’t!
Me:- You’re always getting kidnapped by dragons. Monarchies are nothing but trouble like this. So good luck with the fire-breathing monster and everything… I’m off.