wilwheaton:

If you were a brilliant geneticist, working on a secret government genetic engineering project, and your fiancee dumped you because your sperm were not viable, what would you do to resolve your mid-life crisis? Dr. Gino Conti creates his own son by combining reptilian and human DNA, but discovers fatherhood an extraordinary challenge when his son’s anger management issues include eating people.

So … this is a thing.

Released in 2011 apparently.  Don’t know how this one slipped by everyone.

In the youtube comments, we’re told it’s ‘basically a comedy’.