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How to tell if a film is art

People often wonder about this, but really the answer is very simple:

It’s when it has a lot of nudity and sex and is set in the past.  Easy.

Some might say that’s just porn for people who imagine themselves too good for that sort of thing,

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wilwheaton:

If you were a brilliant geneticist, working on a secret government genetic engineering project, and your fiancee dumped you because your sperm were not viable, what would you do to resolve your mid-life crisis? Dr. Gino Conti creates his own son by combining reptilian and human DNA,

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gameraboy:

Flash Gordon (1980)

I mean… he looks at her doing all her gymnastics moves, then he turns and shoots in the direction where she was.  Was she actually moving at warp speed and looked to be in two places at once? 

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Women have amphibian DNA?  I never knew… although it does explain why the ones I know spend such a long time in the bath…

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a-different-kind-of-royalty:

Why each Disney Princess is a strong princess

Regardless of style or animation era, these ladies have proved their toughness and worth, each one being more than just a lovely voice and a pretty face.

I guess Cinderella is the toughest,

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