You’ve read Fifty Shades of Grey?!

Kind of… there’s a copy around somewhere and I’ve skimmed through it.  It’s one of those lots of people know about I don’t know many who have actually read, and wonder how it did so well (probably publicity, marketing… stuff like that).  But I decided to have a look at it, and… it is bad.  It is really bad.  It’s one of the worst things ever vomited onto a page.  That’s my review.