You’ve read Fifty Shades of Grey?!
Kind of… there’s a copy around somewhere and I’ve skimmed through it. It’s one of those lots of people know about I don’t know many who have actually read, and wonder how it did so well (probably publicity, marketing… stuff like that). But I decided to have a look at it, and… it is bad. It is really bad. It’s one of the worst things ever vomited onto a page. That’s my review.