Random Questions To Ask A Guy

From Buzz Kenya.  And hey, I’m a guy, so I should be able to answer all of these.  I’m not going to as there 150 of them, but maybe I’ll pick out a few.  Apparently this is a list you can refer whenever the conversation with your boyfriend has run dry.

Describe your relationship with your mother and sister?

So, start with some Freudian analysis.  I suspect there will be questions about dreams later as well.  Anyway, the answer is dead and non-existant.  I don’t think you’re a very good girlfriend.

What five words would a close friend use to describe you?

Human.  Definitely human.  I think.

How much do you love me?

Well, considering that you didn’t know my mother had died and I don’t have a sister, rather a lot less than I used to.

Are you a virgin? If not, when did you lose your virginity?

And you’ve already forgotten last sunday… what the hell?

Do you like children?

No.  And I shall tell you why – I let my niece and nephews play with my RC Dalek and they broke the eyestalk off.  I mean they treat these things like they’re toys.

If I ask you to dedicate a song to me, what would it be?

Cruella de Vil.

Which is your favorite comic book character?

Finally… these are the real questions.  So when I was very young, comics were only stocked at local stores sporadically so I never really got to enjoy a complete series or story.  So the first comic I really got into was Batgirl, when Cassandra Cain was Batgirl, and I guess that one’s still my favourite.

Do you watch TV serials of women?

I don’t understand the question.  I watch TV serials that have women in them.

Where do you see yourself in five years time?

This is starting to sound like a job interview…

Is there anyone in the world you love so much you could give your life for them?

Only you, my love, only you.  And Neil DeGrasse Tyson.  If I had to choose, I suppose… I mean, he is a physicist, and you work in pet store, so objectively he potentially has more to contribute to mankind.  Not that bells for cats aren’t important of course, but… well it’s not likely to be a situation that ever comes up anyway, so I wouldn’t worry about it.

I think I’ll stop these questions now, while I’m obviously ahead.