More random questions from ConversationStarters.com… I’ll look around to see if there are other sites with dumb random questions on them.

Would you rather be rich and ugly, or poor and good looking?

Well, if you were rich and ugly you could surely pay for some sort of surgery to make you good looking if it really bothered you…

What is something that you’ve never done but would like to try?

Make out with a woman… no, shit, where’s the delete key?  Why doesn’t it work!  Dammit…

What is your middle name?

Paul.  My parents are Catholics and I was named after the Pope, John-Paul, okay?

Do you believe in fate?

Nope.  Another great conversation that was…

If you could live anywhere on earth, where would you live?

Inside the walls of Elon Musk’s house so I can sneak out at night and whisper in his ear things like ‘you are the one true god and king…’  Just to see how long it takes him to crack.