I AM VERY CALM!!!
I was doing some renders on my PC.
It had taken four hours, but was nearly done.
Went to get some coffee.
Windows had restarted to install updates.
It never said anything about updates or asked if I was ready to restart yet, but it decided that when I was away getting coffee, for five minutes, that was the time to do it. When it’s finished, I’m likely going to have to start it all over again.
But no. I am calm. I am very calm. I am not going to murder anyone. I am in my happy place.