Best Questions You Can Ever Ask

Yep, you read that right; these are the best questions you can ever ask someone.  You know that Buzz Nigeria this time will have done thorough research in compiling this list to make sure it is only the best and not questions picked out at random.  That’s why you won’t find questions like ‘what existed before the universe’ or ‘is consciousness an emergent property of our brains’ because those are rubbish questions.  This list is only for the best, like, ‘how big is your bed.  Stuff people really need to know the answer to.

What would be harder for you, to tell someone you love them, or that you do not love them back?

Honestly, I would find both virtually impossible.  I’ll probably just fake thay an emergency has just come up and then move to Vietnam.

Are you usually late, early, or right on time?

Depends who you ask.  In my opinion I’m always on time.

Tell me about the worst punishment you had when you were a child?

I had to write an apology letter to a teacher once, but I didn’t know what I was supposed to be apologising for.  I was just eating my lunch when suddenly the teacher exploded and started blaming me for,,, something.  So I kept getting told to rewrite this because I hadn’t apologised, and I kept trying to explain that I don’t know what I’m supposed to have done.  Eventually I found out that she thought I’d stuck my tongue out at her.  Which I hadn’t.  I was just a messy eater.

What do you do in your free time?

Waste it.

Good questions to ask People to Know Them More

Erm… what?  Is that a question?  It is listed as number 37 out of the 40 promised, but if so then it sounds like you’re asking me to do your work for.  It’s like if I published a novel and it was just blank pages with a note saying ‘Write it yourself.  I can’t be bothered.’