thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd:

kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd:

you know what’s always bugged me? when a character is faced with some magical two headed being or some shit and one always lies while the other tells the truth and to figure out which is which the character’s like “which one of you is the liar” or something like bruh literally all you gotta do is be like “what’s two plus two” one of them’s gonna say four and the other one is gonna say 83 or some shit. there you go. answered. go on with your magical quest to defeat david bowie. 

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You’d know which one was the liar, but you still wouldn’t know which door led to Ziggy Stardust and which led to being trapped in Trump Tower.