Crapgadget watch: toys of unimaginable ghastliness
neil-gaiman: mostlysignssomeportents: http://boingboing.net/2015/12/02/crapgadget-watch-toys-of-unim.html Still, nothing beats the Barbie-Whistle-Torch: http://www.adistantsoil.com/2009/01/28/dont-say-neil-gaiman-never-gave-you-anything-the-barbie-whistle-torch/