spacetwinks:

“everything’s bigger in texas,” i say, leading her out to the back of the ranch. “look at that miniature horse, for example" i continue, and then point at just a regular horse

And then there’s the one where a Texan goes to a ranch in Australia and sees a kangaroo.  Pointing at it, he asks, ‘what the heck is that?“

And the Australian replies, ‘aw, don’t worry mate; those are just the rabbits.’