Random Questions To Ask A Girl

So, having proven beyond a doubt what an unbelieveably fantastic guy I am (well, unbelieveable anyway), I will now look into what sort of questions you should ask a girl.  This time from Buzz Ghana (I guess everywhere has it’s own Buzz).

Whats your name?  What’s your date of birth?  How old are you?

Erm… so, start by checking her ID?  Oh-kaay…

What are your hobbies?

Also, what is your quest?  What is your favorite color?  What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Have you ever thought, even for a second, that Hogwarts was real?

Obviously all girls are massive fans of Harry Potter.  There are no exceptions.

After watching Twilight, do like vampires more, or werewolves?

And all girls will have watched Twilight.  It’s an odd thing, but again there are no exceptions.

As a child, did you just want to be a beautiful as you are now, or something else too?

Excuse me… I’m just going to open a window so I can vomit out of it.

Do you like reading?  Who is your favorite author?

Well obviously it’s always just going to be a fight between JK Rowling and Stephenie Meyer.  Which I wouldn’t mind seeing, actually…

Which habit of mine annoys you the most?

Asking stupid questions, maybe…

Which are 3 physical features you often get complimented on?

I asked this to a girl once.  Her answers were the Himalayas, the Mariana Trench, and California.  She was a tectonic engineer.

If you wrote journal entries about our conversations, what would they usually say?

‘F***ing idiot won’t leave me alone, and he keeps asking me the dumbest questions’.

Have you ever kissed a girl?

And did you like it?  (See, I’m still with it.  I know about pop music from as recently as nine years ago.)

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