More questions without any theme or relation at all. Hooray!

What is the craziest thing one of your teachers has done?

Well, I did have a teacher who was a little crazy. She would lock kids in cupboards, or get a skipping rope and tie them to their chairs, and I remember once she did actually pick up a chair and throw it at someone.  I don’t think she’s teaching anymore.

Ask no questions and you’ll be told no lies. Say it whenever anyone asks what’s in the trunk.

How many drugs have you done in the past three days?

Well I suppose caffeine is technically a drug, in which case I have done lots of caffeines. And marijuana.

If you had to choose between a millions bucks and being able to fly, which would you choose?

Just check – by bucks you definitely mean money and not horses, right? Because I know genies and that’s exactly the sort of thing they’d do.

Do you like someone?

Of course I like people. Or do you mean like, like-like? Eh… nudge, nudge, wink, wink, eh? No.