More questions without any theme or relation at all. Hooray!
What is the craziest thing one of your teachers has done?
Well, I did have a teacher who was a little crazy. She would lock kids in cupboards, or get a skipping rope and tie them to their chairs, and I remember once she did actually pick up a chair and throw it at someone. I don’t think she’s teaching anymore.
What’s a saying you say a lot?
Ask no questions and you’ll be told no lies. Say it whenever anyone asks what’s in the trunk.
How many drugs have you done in the past three days?
Well I suppose caffeine is technically a drug, in which case I have done lots of caffeines. And marijuana.
If you had to choose between a millions bucks and being able to fly, which would you choose?
Just check – by bucks you definitely mean money and not horses, right? Because I know genies and that’s exactly the sort of thing they’d do.
Do you like someone?
Of course I like people. Or do you mean like, like-like? Eh… nudge, nudge, wink, wink, eh? No.