Where does it say that Humpty Dumpty was an egg? Huh? Where?
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,
And all the king’s horses and all the king’s men,
Couldn’t put Humpty together again…
I mean I’m not too surprised that the horses didn’t have much success fixing it, whatever it was… but nowhere does it say ‘egg’. Nowhere.
It’s driving me insane.