More random questions and answers picked from random places on the internet. Yay!

Who would win in a fight? Chuck Norris or Jack Bauer?

Chuck Norris would win as Jack Bauer wouldn’t even show up for the fight and Chuck would declare he’d chickened out, assuming Chuck didn’t know that Jack Bauer is a fictional character.

If evil-doers invaded your country would you rush to the battlelines to defend the motherland or hide in a box?

How big a box?

Do you believe the Governments hide technology and information from the public?

Well it’s a fact that they do. The
F-117 Nighthawk, for example, was kept secret for most of the 1980′s, and there are numerous other examples around the world of projects and technologies the details of which are only revealed to the public years later. There are real life cover-ups and conspiracies too, it’s just that most the conspiracy theories we hear about are pure speculation based on no evidence.

Which do you prefer pony tails or pig tails?

Well of course I look great with both.

Can you name all 50 American states?

Yes I can. I don’t have to prove it – the question you asked was ‘can you’ and the answer is yes. So moving on…

You are walking to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the
side of the street. Your boss told you if you are late one more time
you’re fired. Do you save the dog?

Save the dog, and if the boss doesn’t see that as a justifiable reason for being late then I’ll quit anyway.