theonion: LAKE FOREST, IL—Exhilarated by the atmosphere of sheer madcap anarchy created by the subtle variations in their visual acuity, a group of friends trying on each others’ glasses Friday reveled in the glorious mayhem of their somewhat different prescriptions. …
coutelier: Jennifer Airhart Age: 21 Bio: Jennifer was the only child of Jonathan and Ada. She enjoyed a close, loving relationship with both her parents. Her father was a geneticist who worked for Stag Corp, and her mother a historian …
coutelier: Amy seems to not approve of my new phone. I got a Samsung Galaxy, so I guess she prefers Apple. Remember though: she is a dinosaur. She feels the blood of her mighty ancestors course through her and she’s …