Here is some writing advice.  The most important writing advice you will ever read.

See, if you’re like me, then you’ll be staying up into the early hours of the morning in your desperate bid to scrawl and scrape a few coherent sentences together.  And, again if you’re like me, you may be tempted to consume copious amounts of coffee in that time.

But what you need to be aware of is that coffee, even in its roast processed form, is a mild laxative.  One or two cups and you’ll probably be fine.  Five or six though and a lot of your writing time going to spent on the crapper.  You might also have to spend some of the money you’d budgeted for an editor or cover designer on new underwear.

On the plus side though, my insides are now very clean.

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