Even More Random Questions

I’m really determined to become better at conversation and stuff, so here are some more random questions from conversationstarterworld.

What book do you wish would be turned into a movie?

The Dictionary.  It’s got a hell of a lot characters, starting with this Aardvark, and that beetle appearing at the end I did not see coming.

What do your clothes say about you?

I’m wearing a T-Shirt with the Sydney Opera House on it, so I guess it’s saying I really like Sydney.  Even though, weirdly, I’ve never been there.

What piece of clothing or accessory can someone wear that immediately makes you have a bad opinion of them as a person?

Anything with a swastika would probably do it.

What’s the weirdest thing that has happened to you in a car?

That time I was beamed up to the mothership.  I suppose it is odd that I’ve never spoken about my alien abduction before now, but honestly the Qweegars were so polite and nice about it and explained it had been an honest mistake and they’d meant to abduct the family in front of me, that I didn’t want to cause them any trouble.  Also I met this lovely alien lady and got to become father of a whole new species.  Which was nice.

If you could fit your whole life into one picture what would it look like? 

Very messy I would imagine.

If you were challenged to a duel, what weapons would you choose? 

Inflatable hammers.

What in a trailer automatically makes you assume a movie will be horrible?

The teen comedy of the summer…’

What’s the most nightmarish creature you can imagine?

The one standing behind you.

If the police raided your house right now, what is the most incriminating thing they would find? 

Okay, look… I admit it.  I have a copy of Fifty Shades of Grey.  The bookstore was selling them off really cheap and I was just curious, alright?  I mean, it is a crime, but it’s not actually againt the law, so…

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