Yeah… this cat was sat out in the garden most of the morning. It’s looking at a slab that’s got some birdseed on it, so obviously is waiting for one to swoop in to try to get it. It really hasn’t mastered the art of stealth.
There’s some cover just a couple feet to your right. You could hide under that bush and… actually, why am I helping you to murder? I just feel so sorry for it I guess. Cretinous cat clearly hasn’t learnt any hunting skills. It’s just so pathetically bad at the one thing a cat needs to be good at.
It… it came back, and is still just as pitiful to watch.
I just… I can’t take it. It’s too sad… maybe if I put on some fake whiskers and cat ears, I can go and teach it how to hunt properly.